What every woman needs...

Well, it has been a while since I last blogged...but i have been...how do you say..."Finding Myself"...well, my 2008 self, that is.

I, like millions of other people around the world (and if Facebook is the world then 21 989 people exactly), am completely taken with the Legend that is Barney Stinson. Also known as Swarley... to some known only as Barnacle...this literary genius (Barnabus Stinson, author of "The Bro Code") has become something of a hero.

Even though I am female, I have learned many valuable life lessons from this man...who is nothing short of Legen...wait for it...DARY! His many teachings, including the Lameness vs. Relationship graph, have been enlightening, to say the least, and i have found that while I may not have quite reached his level of awesomeness as yet, we have many areas of commonality, Barney and I.

You see, in the eternal search of the perfect guy...one passes over many others that have not been deemed fit to be THE ONE.

I have learnt that most girls simply bypass these guys, not seeing the potential awesomeness of the situation. A woman, you see, has many needs. Emotional needs, physical needs, spiritual needs...these are all real and while each guy may not have ALL the qualities of "The Perfect Guy"...he's bound to have one.

So ladies, never underestimate the power of one...

1 perfect quality x 5 imperfect guys = What every woman needs.

It's simple arithmetic!

PS. The Facebook fanlisting for Barney Stinson, in a few short minutes, is up to 22 008...9...